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'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Cirque de flea.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Trouble a brewin': Dog show next to a flea circus.

Western Fleas.

Cirque Du Flea

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"OK, OK, I believe that you were an ‘all-state gymnast at obedience school’... now please get down."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'This oughta be good; I just panted sic of my best fleas in his chair.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Dog walker

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Why we ever took him to see those porpoises. . .'

'Most exotic fleas'

'Darn fleas! I don't mind the itching so much, but the Circus music is driving me crazy...'

Real Estate For Fleas

'There's no hope - I'm going to have to put him down.'

'Very highly trained... sent me away with one in my ear.'