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'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

Polly Clinic.

'Your dog or mine?'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'Your you is unzipped.'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Dog walker

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

Cirque Du Flea