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'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'And then there was the time when I slipped off the cat and was trapped on the couch for a month!'

Dog walker

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"A-Way In-N A Manger!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

I thought you said we should never go to bed mad.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Slugfest!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Let me introduce my other half."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

Fly Artist

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

Bees v Wasps

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."