Flea Enthusiast Gifts

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'And then there was the time when I slipped off the cat and was trapped on the couch for a month!'

Dog walker

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"A-Way In-N A Manger!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Let me introduce my other half."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Slugfest!

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Praying mantis.

Fly Artist

Bees v Wasps

Emotional Support Pest

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

A planet like ours - "Oh no, last time we got romantic, I ended up having to grow a new head."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'