Flea-free Fanatics Gifts

Dalmatian or fleas?

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'Your dog or mine?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Marvo and his fleas at the vets, Vet with gun "I'm sorry but he's broken a leg".

'The good thing about this bad economy is having a wider selection from all the foreclosure moving sales.'

Cirque Du Flea

Dog walker

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

Flea Market.