Flea Fight Fanatics Gifts

Friday night at the highly illegal flea fights in La Paz, Bolivia.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'It's just until he stops biting himself over there.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

"Dad, sit still! I'm trying to watch the flea-circus acts!"

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'