Flea Fighter Gifts

'Abandon Sheep.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Dog with fleas.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Oh no, wash day!..'

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Flee Collars.

A Change of Scene.

'Don't let that dog in the house. It's full of fleas.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"Sorry, pal. Ever hear of herd immunity?"

"I do not like fleas, Scratching hurts my knees, Fleas can cause disease, So keep them off me, please!"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Vaccine

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flies up the ante!

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Flu Vaccine.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.