Flea Fighter Gifts

'Abandon Sheep.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Dog with fleas.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Oh no, wash day!..'

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Flee Collars.

A Change of Scene.

'Don't let that dog in the house. It's full of fleas.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

"I do not like fleas, Scratching hurts my knees, Fleas can cause disease, So keep them off me, please!"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Vaccine

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Flies up the ante!

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Flu Vaccine.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"