Flea Battler Gifts

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'It pays $10 an hour plus all the flea powder you want.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

Drone Spray

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Tennis Player.

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

'I found the termites!'