Flea Defender Gifts

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Fish with Shield

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Deforestation

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Tsunami for fleas

Tree fighting back

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

Dog walker

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'