Flea Doc Avoider Gifts

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Dog walker

Tsunami for fleas

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

Flea Muggers.

Real Estate For Fleas

'Most exotic fleas'

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

'Oh no, wash day!..'