Flea Doc Avoider Gifts

NO, I don't want to hear 'my dog's has fleas'!

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'Your dog or mine?'

'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Flea Market:'Won't be a minute...I'm just going for a top-up.'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Dog walker

Tsunami for fleas

"It appears that your dog has a rather well established colony of fleas."

'Most exotic fleas'

Real Estate For Fleas

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

Flea Muggers.

'I want to earn a place on this dog - I'm tired of being such a parasite.'

'Oh no, wash day!..'

Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.