Flea Control Gifts

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

A Change of Scene.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'