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'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

A Change of Scene.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'