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Dog with sign at pet shop - 'Has Fleas'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'She broke up with me because I'm a stray and, thus, always have fleas!'

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"Apparently Harry is gone viral!"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

Tsunami for fleas

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

Dog walker