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'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

'It pays $10 an hour plus all the flea powder you want.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Computer Expert

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

Drone Spray

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

No fly zone

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

Tennis Player.

"Well Jenkins... I dare say we should have brought a second flyswatter."

"Please, please, please Mum! The flea circus has arrived: can we go?!"

Gardener and the Giant Snail

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

Farmer to son: 'For heaven's sake Jeb! Get Bessie out of that tall grass now! Can't you see she's full of ticks?!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Abandon Sheep.'