Flea Defender T-Shirts

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'He exuded the confidence of an exec who had closed mega deals, and hadn't found a flea in a week.'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

A Change of Scene.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

'Have you tried the flea dip? It's wonderful.'

Fish with Shield

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

Deforestation

'Your dog or mine?'

"No wonder it's itchy: You have a whole flea circus on your back!"

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Telling him he was going to be declawed was a bad idea. He decided to go out with a bang.'

Charlie doesn't live here anymore. He moved to the new dog across the street.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"There is an easier way to ensure that our pet doesn't get fleas or ticks."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

'It's really getting crowded around here! I think we should move to a larger dog.'

Tsunami for fleas

Tree fighting back

Dog walker

'Oh no, wash day!..'

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

'Dog Show' - 'Most fleas'

'Most exotic fleas'