Flower Defender T-Shirts

Celebrate a flower defender with witty t-shirts that showcase their gardening passion with a playful twist—perfect for wearing on a sunny day in the garden or casual outings.

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"Well, there go the gladioluses." mockup

"Well, there go the gladioluses."

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Please buzz off. That's my flower! mockup

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

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"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!" mockup

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue... mockup

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

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"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged." mockup

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

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Climate Change

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Scarecrows guarding a field

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The New Normal

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"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look." mockup

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

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"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?" mockup

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

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"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence." mockup

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

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"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"The third leading cause of forest fires." mockup

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

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Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city. mockup

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

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"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on." mockup

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

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'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.' mockup

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

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Greenpeace protestor joining the birds. mockup

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

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The Last Days of a Hydrangea

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"I will avenge you, Father."

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'Who is to blame?'

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"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf." mockup

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

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Urban Expansion

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Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs. mockup

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

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Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

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'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.' mockup

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

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'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS. mockup

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

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GMOs

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Fish with Shield

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Adapting to global warming.

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Deforestation

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'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.' mockup

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

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'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.' mockup

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.' mockup

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

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The animal kingdom salutes humanity. mockup

The animal kingdom salutes humanity.

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"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more." mockup

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

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"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat." mockup

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

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Flower Defender T-Shirts Collection

Flower Defender Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for flower defenders—sure to bring a smile during their coffee breaks as they dream of lush gardens.

Flower Defender Pillows

Discover quirky pillows perfect for flower defenders—adding personality and comfort to their home or garden space.

Flower Defender Prints

Browse our artistic prints that celebrate flower protectors—beautifully designed pieces to inspire their gardening passion.