Flower Defender Prints

"Well, there go the gladioluses."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Climate Change

Scarecrows guarding a field

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Who is to blame?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

GMOs

Fish with Shield

Adapting to global warming.

Deforestation

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

The animal kingdom salutes humanity.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."