Flower Defender Gifts

"Well, there go the gladioluses."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"The name's Grambo. Get of my petunias!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

The New Normal

Climate Change

Scarecrows guarding a field

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Boy defends his last fry.

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

'Who is to blame?'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Urban Expansion

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

Dive bombing hunters with eggs.

Adapting to global warming.

Deforestation

GMOs

Fish with Shield

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all the trees that we can see the damage we've done.'

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

'Central Office thinks you've taken the fight for the green vote too far.'

"If you think your going to chop down this tree, your going to have to get past me!"