Flower Protector Gifts

EPA guards Flower

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Frog flirting.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Smokey The Tree"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I brought cocoa."

Mad about Roses!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Raining Leaves.

Daffodil bulbs

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

"Relax. They're just crows."

The garden lady.

"Keeping busy?"

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Valentines Day truck

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar