Flower Protector Gifts

EPA guards Flower

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Smokey The Tree"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Frog flirting.

Mad about Roses!

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I brought cocoa."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Raining Leaves.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

The garden lady.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

"Keeping busy?"

The shadow of a tree is a man about to chop it down.

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

Valentines Day truck

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Amazon Burning

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

Medellin erases the image of Escobar