A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.
Petal Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a flower enthusiast or someone who loves to nurture nature’s beauty? Petal protectors—those dedicated to safeguarding delicate blossoms—deserve a special token of appreciation. Our collection captures this charming interest with witty and artistic designs perfect for mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Surprise a garden enthusiast or a friend whose heart blooms with love for floral care. These thoughtfully crafted items blend humor and admiration, turning everyday moments into a celebration of their passion for protecting petals and nurturing growth.
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Environmentalist
Gardener attacked by plants.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I love you too, big guy."
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
Igloo for birds.
Global Warming Coming Soon!
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'
"Sorry kid, I work alone."
"That's an everblue."
'Thar she blows!'
Gardener with window box and giant slug.
'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'
Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.
Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.
Petal Protector Gifts Collection
Petal Protector Mugs
Explore our mug collection featuring playful designs that honor petal protectors—ideal for gardeners, flower enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a blooming good laugh.
Petal Protector Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows that celebrate the petal protector—bringing floral charm and comfort into any space.
Petal Protector Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the essence of floral guardianship—perfect for decorating a gardener’s or flower lover’s retreat.
Petal Protector T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirt lineup celebrating floral guardianship—fun, stylish, and perfect for those who nurture nature’s delicate wonders.