'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'
Spellbinding Plant Protector Gifts
Looking for a gift for the spellbinding plant protector in your life? Discover playful and thoughtful products that honor their love for plants and their enchanted care. From fun mugs to charming prints, find something that captures their magical plant-keeping skills.
'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'
Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future
The Environmentalist
Gardener attacked by plants.
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
A Hole in the Dike
"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."
"I love you too, big guy."
"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
How did THAT get there? Wash me.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...
...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove
Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.
"Smokey The Tree"
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
The Golfing Accident
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
Evolution.
"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
"I brought cocoa."
'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
The melting polar ice caps
The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban
"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."
'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'
Global Warming Coming Soon!
Igloo for birds.
'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'
Spellbinding Plant Protector Gifts Collection
Spellbinding Plant Protector Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring the spellbinding plant protector—ideal for green thumbs who enjoy a little humor with their morning brew.
Spellbinding Plant Protector Pillows
Decorate with pillows that showcase the charm of a devoted plant lover, adding some whimsical magic to any room.
Spellbinding Plant Protector Prints
Browse our botanical prints to celebrate the spellbinding plant protector—perfect for adding a touch of enchanted green to their décor.
Spellbinding Plant Protector T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that highlight the magic of plant care with playful designs perfect for the spellbinding plant protector.