Potted Plant Protector Gifts

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Having the Dutch elm disease is no reason to go bonkers.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Thanks

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

Save the termites.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

House plants

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Frost advisory tonight.

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Gardeners

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Protecting the green

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.