Potted Plant Protector T-Shirts

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

Greenhouse owner finds potted plant flower waif on door step

This plant is a lousy malingerer!

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Having the Dutch elm disease is no reason to go bonkers.'

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Thanks

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Save the termites.

House plants

Urban cops protecting a flower growing in the city.

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'

"I will avenge you, Father."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Gardeners

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

No toxic waste in my backyard!

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

Protecting the green

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Gardener