Garden Protector T-Shirts

No toxic waste in my backyard!

"It's the most beautiful flower in the world - needs protecting from birds though!

Farmer fighting off snail

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'Poor Tina...It's eaten her out of house and home.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Smokey The Tree"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

The Golfing Accident

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Bumble Bee

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I brought cocoa."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps