Pest Protectors T-Shirts

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

The Environmentalist

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Evolution.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Careful. That house has a taser."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".