Bug Protector T-Shirts

"That’s it! Start my own business and make exoskeletons for squishy bugs everywhere."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Look, a bug!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Evolution.

Insect extinction

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

A Venus cow trap.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Igloo for birds.

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"That's an everblue."