Pest Protectors Mugs

'Relax, Silly. He's not here for you.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Gardener attacked by plants.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I love you too, big guy."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'I found the termites!'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Igloo for birds.

Global Warming Coming Soon!