Pest Defender Mugs

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Insect extinction

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Save the termites.

Product Testing Department

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Fish with Shield

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Rest distracted by moles.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'