Pest Fighter Mugs

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

Attack Bugs

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Rest distracted by moles.

'Hello? Animal control?'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"We have a termite problem."

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Cheese robot-squad.

Pubic transport

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'