Pest Warriors Mugs

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"We have raccoons."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

Rest distracted by moles.

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Garden Pest Solutions

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

"You crushed it!"

'Hello, is that Ace Exterminators?'

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

Grub-skewer sandals.

"You should've called me sooner!"

Farmer fighting off snail

Deer are ruining your garden. I can't stand hurting them. You don't mind bashing squirrels, smashing slugs or trapping groundhogs. But deer are sooo adorable. Oh, great. Survival of the cutest.

"I think you're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

'I'm going in.'

'Got it!'