Pest Warriors Pillows

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"We have raccoons."

Rest distracted by moles.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Garden Pest Solutions

The joy of killing a mosquito followed by the despair of realizing it already bit you.

"You crushed it!"

'Hello, is that Ace Exterminators?'

"You should've called me sooner!"

Grim Swatter

Flea Clinic

"I think you're going to need a bigger trap, dear!"

'Got it!'

'I'm going in.'