Pest Control Warrior Pillows

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'As we had hoped, it kills weevils instantly. It also kills blue birds, snow geese, ground hogs, manatees, butterflies, swordfish and Alaska king crabs. Will that be a problem?'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Since you're up there would you mind cleaning out the gutter, dear?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"We should swat those flies while we have the chance!"

"So how was your day?"

Emotional Support Pest

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

"Come and get it!"

Messy Fly swat.

Can we at least think about getting a cat?

Flea Clinic

Grim Swatter

'There's nothing as relaxing as fly fishing.'

"Stop! I have fleas! Lots of fleas! Some of them may be carrying the plague!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'