Pest Warfare Strategist Pillows

Overkill: Pest Control.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

The Costs Of Doing War.

News of the Day - Savings Bank.

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"I'm new at this - how long did it take you to get things under control?"

The Future

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

Rest distracted by moles.

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

The Great Conqueror of all.

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Cheese robot-squad.

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

'You're obsessing again.'

'A closer look,sir, and I've changed my mind on land mines.'

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'