Pest Combat Enthusiast Pillows

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

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'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

Sparrow of Prey

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito