Pest-fighting Aficionado Pillows

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

There was a nasty bug going around.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Sparrow of Prey

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

'They're so obvious about it.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.