Pest-fighting Aficionado Pillows

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

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"The people next door eat a lot better."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

A man is seated as his desk, looking up with a fly swatter in front of him and flies stuck to the front of the desk.

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

Sparrow of Prey

'They're so obvious about it.'

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”