Pest Aficionado Pillows

"Of course I'm scatterbrained...I'm a roach!"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

A termite practical joke.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.