Pest Aficionado Mugs

"Of course I'm scatterbrained...I'm a roach!"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"Gimme a lite. Bug Lite."

Gnat King Cole in concert "Unforgetable that's what you are.."

"And today children, Homer is going to show us his 'pressed fly and bug collection'."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

A termite practical joke.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

"Maybe there's a free lunch, too?"

'Are you crazy! Put that thing down before you kill somebody!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

"Impressive resume. You really know your s**t."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.