Pest-busting Enthusiast Mugs

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"Yes, it was a lovely meal wasn't it? I used a marvellous new caterer called 'pest control'."

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."