Pest-fighting Enthusiast Pillows

'How long did you try before calling?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Come and get it!"

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'