Pest-fighting Enthusiast Gifts

'How long did you try before calling?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Emotional Support Pest

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

There was a nasty bug going around.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

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'The local rat population are revolting!'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”