Pest Battling Enthusiast Gifts

"Hold it, I wonder if I might try the Warfarin again?"

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

Sparrow of Prey

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”