Pest Patrol Enthusiast Gifts

"Call a professional."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

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'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

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'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

'I've created a new bug electrocuter, but the down side is it takes a lot of time to say their little insect heads.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

'They're so obvious about it.'