Pest Patrol Enthusiast Pillows

"Call a professional."

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

Superintendent

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

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'Oh, we aren't disturbing my husband. He's busy with mosquitos.'

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

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"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"We've licked the slug problem, Stan. No need for a beer trap tonight!"

Four fleas line up for a race on a dog: 'Hey, did you hear about Frank... he was scratched!'

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

'They're so obvious about it.'

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"