Pest Patrol Hero Pillows

"You should've called me sooner!"

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

Save the termites.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Dream Advertisements.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Sparrow of Prey

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"You crushed it!"