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"You should've called me sooner!"

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

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I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Save the termites.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"You crushed it!"