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Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Man using to much bug spray

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Come and get it!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Emotional Support Pest

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"You remember us....from your garden."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Mary wonders how to get rid of the entomologist in her kitchen.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'