Pest Control Warriors T-Shirts

"You crushed it!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

Various Traps.

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Superintendent

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"You remember us....from your garden."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Did you order takeout?"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Seriously, honey, if there's a bug in the kitchen, just step on it!'

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'