Pest Control Warriors Gifts

"You crushed it!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Emotional Support Pest

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Various Traps.

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Superintendent

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"That pigeon's at it again."

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"You remember us....from your garden."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

'Wow! I've never heard that before!'

"True, I'm from pest control...but we don't eliminate internet trolls."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"The people next door eat a lot better."