Pest Control Advocate Gifts

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Fighting the Zika Virus

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Product Testing Department

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"