Pest Control Advocate Mugs

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Flies up the ante!

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

Product Testing Department

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"